Food Weirdness?

So today, I was reading blogs, and although Catherine55's (I'll link you to her, but really, I'm sure you already follow her, since she was my first...*blush*) post today was about much more than this, what I took from it was this: she has "Food Weirdness"!

When I look at Catherine (and I've met her in person...yes, you can touch me, I'm real), she seems so poised and so delightfully together...who could have guessed that she is afflicted with FOOD WEIRDNESS?? Not me, but I tell you, I did some mental cartwheels when I discovered that I'm not the only one! So I decided that I'd make a list of my food weirdnesses. Because, come on...if you spend as much time thinking about...fantasizing about...lusting over food as I do; well...somewhere along the line, it's gotta branch off into some sort of psychosis. However...for now, let's call it food weirdnesses! It would be super awesome if everyone chimed in with the ones they share (or shiny new ones!), so I don't feel lonely!

1) Leftovers. Generally, I don't eat them. It's not that I don't think they're going to be good...I just don't like to eat them. But I'll happily serve them to my family. Which probably highlights some different underlying psychosis, but screw those guys! Survival of the fittest...right?

2) The first slice of bread. I don't mean the heel, because obviously nobody would eat that (except my father, who has, for my entire life, been trying to convince me that he grew up surrounded by people who would fight over the heel of the bread because it was so delicious. Um WHAT?? Sorry, old man...I'm not buying what you're selling!) I mean the first slice after that. While I'd gladly make YOU a sammich made out of that slice, screw that...when it comes to ME, I'm going for the second and third slice. I have no idea why.

3) Cheese. I practically live on it. However, if the package of cheese has been opened, the first slice...yes, I know you've already gleaned that I'll pawn that off on some nearby, unsuspecting family member, but if there's no other suckers around, I'll throw that slice out. Because it tastes like bag or something! Come ON!

4) McChicken. I know, you're all looking down at me already because I typed those 2 letters. Mc. Good...be judgey...McDonalds is the devil. But fuck ME that McChicken sandwich is delicious! I'm completely aware that it's never seen a chicken. But whatever it it...processed Big Bird meat, or dragon, or baby...I don't care...it is heaven and I will never stop eating it! But I can't eat it as a sammich. Here's what I do: I take it apart. Then I take the top bun, and the bottom bun, all the lovely mayonnaise (or McChicken sauce or crack, or whatever the McDonald's corporation calls it these days) and "lettuce" and I smoosh those together and eat those. And then, and only then, do I eat the McChicken patty. Naked. Or if there's a little bit of "lettuce" left in the wrapper, I'll toss the shreds on there...like maybe on the last bite. For orgasmic bliss. I know. I'm shaking my own head in disgust right along with you.

5. Eggs. I can't eat them. It's not that I don't like how they taste...I find them to be unoffensive. It's more the IDEA of them that I have a problem with..but if I eat them (I'm talking scrambled or in an omelette with a bunch of other crap that disguises the actual egg), I feel like I'm going to barf. I WANT to like eggs. I would LOVE to like them! They're high in protein, and so easy to cook. But I can't do it, man. I can't.

6. Bananas. See above. They make feel like I'm going to puke. And this is all pre-band, by the way. Ironically, I love banana flavoured stuff. I'd eat the shit out of a banana cream pie! I'd trample my mother for a bite of banana gelato. I'm not proud of this.

That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure there are more; I'll do a "Food Weirdness 2.0" post, if it's warranted. But for now, I just can't wait to hear how many of you are freaks like me!