BYOC - since I am feeling particularly crazy today

It’s Friday and that means it’s time for BYOC! Bring Your Own Crazy! We answer 5 questions in an effort to get to know each other better and to give our blogging brains a break. Copy to your own blog if you wish and ENJOY!


1. Name a Valentine gift you would NOT want to receive.

I don't want to receive any Valentines gift. I wish the stupid day would go away. All it does is make people in a relationship feel pressured, and people who are on their own feel like shit. Of the .1% of people in new relationships who get boned up about this stupidity, most of them will fuck up anyway, leaving their partner feeling like 'omg he/she doesn't know me at ALL' or 'oh no...he/she HATES what I got him/her! I hate myself!!' SO not fun. Let's just all pretend that Vday is St Patrick's day. K?

2. What’s your vacation personality? Do you act/eat/talk/do things differently or completely opposite from when you are not on vacation?

I'm just drunk more, I think. Which is saying something, frankly...

3. Describe yourself in 5 POSITIVE words.

Funny

Smart

Caring

Attentive

Scrumtralescent

4. Do you have any phobias or irrational fears or dislikes?

I really, passionately dislike eggs. I want to love them, but I can't. I also have a great aversion to fingernail or toenail injuries or even stories. Oh...and there's a scene in Pet Semetery where the old dude gets his Achilles tendon cut? I can't watch it. AT ALL! *shudder*

5. Repeat question: Summarize your week in blog land and in real life.

I'm seriously trying to keep track of every evil bite of food that I cram into my cram hole. Seems to be working...I'm down 4 lbs since I started 2 weeks or so ago, AND I've started working out (in my way). I'm super grateful for the support of my girls...my little bloggy friends who love me even when I'm all miserable and sad and bitchy and whatever I can be. You bitches are rocks! And also? Bitches! And I loves me some bitches!