I Accept Your Mission, Linda!

My lovely kitten Linda has offered up a challenge, and since I love myself excessively, I have chosen to accept and whittle my list of things I love about myself down to just 5. I suggest you do the same! It's fun!

1. I love how social I am! Flirting is the thing I might be best at in the whole world! I love it so much I wish I could eat it (ha! That sounds kinda dirty!)

2. I love my sense of humour! (it would have been cool to write something hilarious here, but I couldn't think of anything...so here...let me wink at you and have I told you today how sexy you are? ;)

3. I love how I parent! My kids are polite, fun, funny, you can say anything to them, and they are well behaved. I'm super proud of the men they're turning out to be, and I take full credit (small props to the baby daddy, but mostly ima take the credit).

4. I love my massive Messiah complex! I think that so much of the world needs saving, and if I can be the one who helps someone out, I frickin live for that shiz. Seriously!

5. I want to say I love my eyes, but in the end, I've gotta go with boobs. My cleavage should win awards! I want to motorboat my OWN self! Yeah baby!

Ok...now YOU go! I triple dog dare ya!