Dear My Head:
Fuck OFF!!! I am not hungry! Every commercial on TV is NOT for something delicious and tantalizing! And it would be just super if you could stop running through every piece of food we have in the house, because I am NOT going to stick it in my face! Oh! Oh!! And also, WHILE you're telling me how much I need to eat every morsel of food in the house, and plotting how to get our husband to run to the store for unspeakably splendid and fattening treats, it would be great if, when I DO actually eat something, if you could stop scaring the bejesus out of me about the possibility of my stomach stretching and epic failure. Arg!
Sincerely,
Gilly
I love the letter to your head! I am gonna write one to mine too... That stupid head is always trying to sabotage me... LOL *Maria*-Blogger from "This one time at Band Camp..." Check out my blogs at mybigfatbandgeeklife.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! I yell at my head all the time. Glad to see I am not the only one. ;)
ReplyDeleteCan you come over and talk to my head hunger too?!?!
ReplyDeleteGilly, you crack me up. Please let us know if your head responds.
ReplyDeleteYep - I'm with you. Head hunger is ruining everything!
ReplyDeleteCan you forward that letter to my head?
ReplyDeleteAttn: Stephanie's Not Really Hungry Mind
123 Not Going To Give In Street
Plateauville, Florida USA
Gilly, hang in there! You are my hero! DeeDee
ReplyDeleteNice! You tell him/her/it! I can not stand those days where you can't get it together. Tomorrow is another day - you will not be a failure - you are only being human. <3
ReplyDeleteALERT! Oh, I'm getting decent at defending against days like that!!! I would start eating major protein, even if I'd really prefer cheetos. If I can nip off any real hunger, it gives me a head start on dealing with head hunger or pms cravings. PROTEIN, baby! Also, maybe do anything but watch TV... doing that honestly makes me crave... it's like people are PAID to make me want to do things (that I actually really like anyway)... hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteYou can do this wonder woman!!!
you tell that head!! :-)
ReplyDeleteYeah head, STFU!
ReplyDeleteOMG, you and I are so similar! If I could remove from my brain the part that tells me I'm hungry, I'd be doing so much better! It's crazy!
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
ReplyDeleteConsider it an AFGO.
I manipulate my husband into going to the store too. Enabler.
Love the Gillybeans soooo much.
ReplyDeleteCould you Cc my head on this memo?
ReplyDeleteCut your head off - it's what I do when I get migraines...it works for a while...so sorry!
ReplyDeleteCan you write one of these open letters to my own head? Oh wait, you just did... =)
ReplyDeleteFrom everyone's comments it looks like we need to do a "bulk mailing" on this one...count me in cracker jack.
ReplyDeleteThe Head is your bitch honey! Make it so!
ReplyDelete:-)