Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Dear My Lap

Oh my lap! There you are! I MISSED you, dude! It's been so long since I last saw you, I kind of forgot you were there! You are so handy! I wanted you to know that I'm really enjoying having you back! Today, I rested my wallet on you when I went to the drive through bank machine and it was bliss! It's kick ASS being able to have my kids sit on you! I want you to know that I love you and I never want to lose you again!

All my love,
Gilly xo

19 comments:

  1. Love it!! Thanks for the smile.

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  2. Do you know what this means? Now that you have a lap I CAN GIVE YOU A LAP DANCE! Come on Chicago!

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  3. Gilly's Lap,

    Thank you for making my friend so happy with your appearance. If you disappear again, I will kick your ass.

    Sincerely yours,

    Amy

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  4. Love it..can't wait til mine makes an appearance

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  5. So does this mean you can now do a lap dance?

    :-)

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  6. Can't wait to meet you and your lap in Chicago.

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  7. LOL!!!! Please check your email lovey- I need your dinner RSVP for Chicago. :) xoxoxoxo

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  8. It's so great seeing a long lost friend. I can't wait to see my vajayjay again - it's been so long. :(

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  9. Yay lap!! And I loved, loved, loved, the last post!!!

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  10. dang it amy stole my response.....geez.....

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  11. That's great. Now that you and your lap have reconciled can you ask yours to give mine a call? He ran away when the cat slid off and hasn't come back since. I'm hoping a lap to lap talk may do the trick.

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  12. I can't wait to see your lap!! xoxo

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  13. Just found your blog! Hoorah for laps! Mine is making a slow re-appearance after years of hibernation in the cold Canadian winter :P

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