Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The BOOBs Questionaire Thingie - Gilly Style!

1. How did you pick your blog name?

Family Guy. Didja see the Star Wars episode? The first one? "something something something daaaark side"? Well...that. I actually figured I'd change it to something clever(er), but then it grew on me like a mofo!

2.When did you start blogging?

December 2009 as I started being terrified of the surgery and the experience.

3. Theme of blog (weight loss, family, circus clowns, sci-fi, erotica, fly fishing, doll collecting, star wars, etc)

WONDER WOMAN!!! But she's a fatty!!!! WOOO!!! And just me being a general a-hole. :)

4. Did you go to BOOBs 2010?

YEAH I DID! And it was seriously life changing!! You are amazing women, and there's not a day that goes by that some little nugget of wisdom that one of you has shared doesn't save me on some level. I'm still totally blown away that so many women from so many different places have found SO MUCH common ground! Mind blowing! Thank you, interwebs!!!!

5. When were you banded?

January 12, 2010

6. How much have you lost?

Bouncing (apparently neverendingly) right now between 118 and 120 lbs down. And miraculously...still a fatty!

7. What are you most looking forward to at BOOBs?

Seeing all my fine fine bitches!! And meeting some of you who I know shall become my fine fine bitches over wine/margaritas and drag queens, etc.

8.What/who do you hope to find/see/accomplish at BOOBs 2011?

OMG! This is a blog entry in itself. I basically want to motorboat a few fine bitches (they know who they are), and drink some wine, and just be me. Because you guys make me love who I am when I'm with you!

9.Children? Pets?

I have 2 stunningly gorgeous sons (seriously...you can't even look at them for long, they are THAT good looking!) who are brilliant and hilarious (and BUGGING ME RIGHT NOW LEAVE MUMMY ALONE SHE IS BLOGGING!!!), and one black cat who poops wherever he wants and is apparently going to live forever. *sigh*

10. Who is your roomie?

Wait for it...because you are going to be SOOOO jealous!!! Are you waiting? Can you stand it?? Maybe you should sit down. Are you ready?? I get DEB AND JOEY!!!! Three...oh, it's a magic number, ladies!! Yeah...you can touch me...I'm real...

11. What day do you arrive?

Thursday! MORNING! Like 10ish. So anyone flying into O'Hare around then...let's share a cab!! Yes?

12. What airport/flight/time?

See frantic answer above...

13.What events are you signed up for?

Drag Queens! Gilly loves her cross dressing boys! Other than that, I am flying by the seat of my ample pants (or dresses, as I rarely-if-ever wear pants). Wheeeeee!

14.Hobbies?

Solving other people's problems, allowing people buy me presents, yelling at my children and embarrassing them whenever humanly possible, watching other people cook, belly dancing, theatre (that's new! Watch this space!), hoarding.

15. Career?

Professionally, I'm a funeral director, but at the moment, I'm just directing my children to put the DAMN LAUNDRY IN THE HAMPER SWEET JESUS! So...stay at home mommy, I guess. Again I say whee.

16. Single? Married? In a relationship?

I live here with the baby daddy, yes I do. And he's not a bad dude, if I do say so. Good German genes. I would say I'm also in a relationship with red wine. We're very intimate...

17. Your birthday month?

September 27, so buy me birthday drinks! Yeah, I said it! :P

18. What do you want other BOOBs to know about you?

If you don't know it already and love me in spite of it, you're dead to me! ROCK ON!!!*hugs*!!!

11 comments:

  1. Oh me, me, me... motorboat me!!!

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  2. Always fun to read fun facts... sorry I will miss this boobs...

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  3. I am so going to miss out on this BOOBS reunion! You are amazing and an inspiration, and my dream is that one day you will motorboat me too!

    xoxoxo

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  4. I can't wait to sit with you at the drag show and laugh my fat ass right off!

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  5. Ummm...so apparently I need a little clarification on motorboating. LOL

    I can't wait to meet you beautiful.

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  6. *giggle* *snort* x 100 - I was laughing out loud reading this. I can't wait to meet you. I'll bribe you to be on the lookout for me by promising to buy you a birthday drink!! : )

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  7. SO Gilly style! #8??? MADE. MY. DAY!

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  8. Loved this!! And, I've always wondered about your blog title -- now the mystery is revealed!! Can't wait to see you in Chicago!

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  9. My flight gets into OHD (assume that's O'Hare) at about 10.15am, that means I could be the very first B00B who you get the chance to motorboat (although I don't actually know what it means) if we share a taxi into the city. Krystal the Gummi Worm Bandit gets in around the same time so you can sit between us and motorboat us both - is that physically possible? Would someone please explain to the English doofus what 'motoboating' means. Thanking you.

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  10. I am so glad you cleared up the title of your blog. I have always wondered...

    And yes I'm old. You will need to define *MOTORBOAT*!!!!! for me. Yup, I'm old--can't keep up with all the new lingo.

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