MOTORBOAT!!! (aka: BOOBS Questions)

Hi all the boobie girls! Someone much more organized than I am thought it would be fun to know more about you, and she enlisted me to think of some crazy questions…so…this is sort of a Gillyified version of Drazil’s BYOC. Knock yourselves out.

1) You’re trapped on a desert island and you can bring only 3 of your favourite foods along. What do you bring?

I am such a cheaterpants, but I'm going to say CHIPS...ALL different flavours (except All Dressed, ironically)...and next, I need to have LOBSTER...and third, PAD THAI!!

2) If you could meet any 3 people, living or dead, who would they be and why?

John Lennon, because that dude has GOT to be trippy, Joss Whedon, because I could discuss all things Buffy with him, and Paul Rudd because I want to bang the hell out of that guy! YUM!! Wait...maybe I'll add him to my "list of foods"...

Oh...and also...JOEY!!


3) What is your stripper name? (take the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on)

I would be the lovely and vivacious TOBY ERINDALE!

4) How old were you when you lost your virginity? Alternative question if you don’t want to answer this: What is your LEAST favourite part of your bod since losing weight? Your MOST favourite since losing weight?

I was 21 (yes I was...why does nobody ever believe that???) Least favourite will always be my gunt (hanging apronlike horror of a stomach...ew!) My most favourite is my face...specifically my lack of 17 chins.

5) Do you believe in ghosts or evil spirits? Would you be willing to spend a night alone in a house that is supposedly haunted?

I do not believe in ghosts or evil spirits. I would be totally willing to spend a night alone in a haunted house. WITH a oiuja board! Boo!

6) What is your natural hair colour? If you dye it something completely different from what your momma gave ya, how come?

I'm mousy brown. Tinged at this point with soooo much grey. I dye it a chestnutty brown...with a blonde streak here and there.

7) Boxers or briefs? Alternatively…bikinis or granny panties?

I like my men to wear boxer briefs. Myself, I'm a granny panty gal. Or boyshorts. I like those.

8) If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (Trilogies do not count as one movie, cheaterpantses!)

When Harry Met Sally

9) What is your guilty pleasure (feel free to go straight to the gutter with this one if the spirit moves you!)

I love Stephen King novels. Shhhhh! (come on...how surprised are you that I didn't go straight to sex with this one, right??)

10) How many pounds gone forever are you celebrating?? :)

100.4 mothafuckaaaaaaaa!!!