Ok so...some of you clearly suggested that eating whilst I drink was a poor idea. Well guess what? I took your advice and I did NOT eat before I drank! And look! I'm drunk!
So what this is is a caveat for other wine drinkers in the crowd and it is this: maybe don't NOT only eat a McDonald's Jr. Chicken sammich before you drink a bottle of red wine. That's all I'm saying. Maybe don't. Not that I would judge you if you did. Because I totally wouldn't. Because I am SOOOOOOOO not judge-y right now! Right now, you know what? I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Say no to drugs though!
*no wait...change that "don't NOT" to "DO not!"...i think...
Oh sweetie...you really are drunk aren't you.
ReplyDeleteSo nice that you're a sweet drunk...and a smart one too...able to spell "whilst" while under the influence???
We love you soooooooooo much to.
bahahahahah! you be a drunk-er! :P
ReplyDeleteI will totally remind you of this the next time I am drunk and you are not...
lol I didn't eat first either so I am in the same drunk boat as you after 2 big ol margaritas!!! CHEERS!
ReplyDeleteMe too! Wish we were drunk together!
ReplyDeleteMan, a margarita sounds so good right now....too bad it is 10pm! Oh well, maybe tomorrow! Funny Gilly!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHands down...best post of the week!
ReplyDeleteLOL Gilly!
ReplyDeleteAwww I love drunky Gilly. I totally can't wait to see you in person!!
ReplyDeleteOoooo sloppy drunk!! I'm with Jen. Can't wait to meet you!!
ReplyDeleteI for one am impressed by your typing skills after a bottle of wine. Anymore I would be face down after a bottle. We'll do some testing of this theory in Chicago.
ReplyDeletelmao!! like linda said we will definitely have to explore this in chicago :-)
ReplyDeleteIs drunk blogging the modern version of drunk dialing?
ReplyDeleteGilly, you're adorable. I hope the wine was good. I looooove red wine. xoxo
ReplyDeleteBut if you actually had eaten first you might have drank TWO bottles of wine. I think you have just figured out a calorie control method. You are too funny. Was this measured as part of the 1 cup we are allowed? BTW, shhhh-I am down another pound. See I am now a loser too! And today my band is oh so tight. I think it heard me being ticked off and decided to kick into gear. Shhh-don't tell the nurses or that crazy nut at SWLC. I want my measly 0.1 cc.
ReplyDeleteOh how I wish I could drink! (I'm allergic) It's probably a good thing with my current situation.... Very Funny!
ReplyDeleteI'm confused ...
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LOL...I find I get tipsier quicker these days....who will hold my hand in Chicago....Sandy will!!!!
ReplyDeleteseriously, www.aa.org
ReplyDeleteYOU ALL ARE CHEAP DATES LOL X
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