So...this morning I was lying in bed feeling skinny. Running my hands up and down my body, checking to see if I could feel any bones sticking out (not yet, but I know they are under there, I just know they are!) And so I leapt out of bed (practically) and went to weigh myself (after going pee in the potty because that's just how I do!) And what did my little eyes see? Um...since yesterday, I have GAINED 3lbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say WHAT???
After stepping on and off the scale about 3 times (step aerobics!) and seeing the same number, I of course concluded that I am retaining water. It's really the only explanation. Once, when I was pregnant, I gained 8lbs in less than a week, totally water! Even though my hands and feet don't appear to be swollen...nope...I'm sticking with the water explanation.
So, couple that little bit of info with the fact that I have been RIDICULOUSLY good this week (unless you count all the wine, and I never count the wine), and the infomation from Stardustic's blog that I have recently become obsessed with...I am in panic mode. So...I turned to my Wii Fit. Which informed me that I had gained 4lbs since I stepped on it last, and I swear, it sounded disappointed in me! And it wanted to talk about how I've been eating. And let's not forget, it mocks me every time I stand on the board. Did the Wii fit designers go and talk to my MOTHER when they were putting it together?? Effing thing. However...I digress...
Did you know there is a HOOLA HOOP game on there???? You put some ass jingles on, and that is SUPER fun!!! So yeah...I did a half an hour on that, and I was all sweaty and heart pound-y...yeah baby!!! And I am drinking water and being ULTRA good today.
So that is my day. Suck on THAT, 3 pounds!
And now I wonder, what do I need to ask for for Mother's Day: A Bodybugg, a GoWearFit, or a Polar F11M?? Guide me, bloggy people!
I may need to get some ass jingles for mothers day.... :)
ReplyDeleteWhere does one find these ass jingles?
ReplyDeleteWe need a link.
You should ask for an airplane so you can come visit ME!
ReplyDeleteOk, if I have to be serious I say: Polar F11 cause that's what I'm asking for.
:)
Well I have a polar f4 and totally love it. Whatever you get, get the chest strap with it! You want something that reads your heartrate the entire time!
ReplyDeleteAss jingles with my Wii Fit! I dont know I have thought of that damn it! I havent been on there in months. Also, did you do super hoola or regular? Super will kick your ass! Have you done the obstacle course game yet on there? SO much fun!
I LOVE my GoWear Fit (now called BodyMedia Fit). It works great for me and I use it all day so that my non-exercise stuff adds in too. It gives me a great picture of my entire burn, steps, and how much vigerous vs moderate exercise I do. You can even add in your calorie intake if you want (total calories or individual meals) so you can get the "whole" picture. Although the whole calorie in/calorie out thing doesn't work the way the math says it should (3500 calories = 1 pound), I can easily see what calorie burn gives me the best results with the assocatied calorie intake. Plus I like how I can go back in time and see how I improved or what I did last time I plataued.
ReplyDeleteDamn it...I want some ass jingles now!!
ReplyDeleteThat was so funny. I'm like you and don't count wine. But I read Stardustic post and OMG it makes so much sense. How can we starve when our bodies have all this fat to eat first. It's not like we are in a concentration camp.
ReplyDeleteI bought the Wii Fit last year and haven't stepped on it again since it told me I was Obese. But it looks like fun. I'm waiting to lose more weight so it can tell me what a wonderful loser I am. Jingle all the way.
I hate when my scale is PMSing. I know you know it'll all balance out and to keep your head up, blah, blah, blah. And of course you're not going to give up, but yeah...it's totally stupid. (I know I don't make sense, I don't care, it's Monday.)
ReplyDeleteLMAO... I did the run my hands all over my body thing night before last. In bed. Next to the hubby. When I didn't exaclty want him to thikn I was being sexy. Stretches. Hands checking for hip bones... can I say, oops? Poor man...
ReplyDelete...as for your scale and the Wii Fit scale, they can both go eff a cow. Because that sounds like about the nastiest thing I can think of right now. grrr...
I never thought to actually be mad at the Wii Fit people for the way they designed the damn thing, instead, I just feel ashamed every time it tells me I'm obese. I'm just glad that it doesn't have a morbidly obese level. Did I tell you the time my niece told me that Wii Fit told her she a "a beast"? She was so upset...
Totally going to get that connection cord because I want to ass jingle on the board!
Belly Dancing tomorrow night, baby! I can't wait!
You didn't forget and get on the scale with your ass jingles on, did you?
ReplyDeleteOMG now I want ass jingles for when I do hula hoop on Wii Fit!
ReplyDeleteMy favorites are the step game, the obstacle course, and island cycling. So much fun!
wow! i love the ass jingles! I must get one to go with my wii fit...and i'm too excited i just got the wii fit plus(i know im late)...but dont you just love the sound she makes when you get on to do your weigh in??? "oh!" like she's surprised that something humongous just stepped on her...LMAO! sometimes i want to stomp on that damn board!
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