I went into Bikini Village, or some such place, and honestly, I was just wishful shopping. And the lady asked me if she could help me with anything. I told her I'd love to find a tankini top...and without batting an eye, she asks me which ones I like. So I show her some and she asks me what size my "boobies" are (yes...she used the word boobies...and yes, it made me cringe when she said it just as much as you just cringed reading it). I told her, and she starts flipping through and hands me a black one WITH UNDERWIRE!!! She hands me a few more, and I'm feeling all bold, so I ask her..."do you have any bikini tops for the fatties?" And without batting an eye AGAIN, she tells me she can fit up to a 40E. Say WHAAAT?? So she hands me a couple of bikini tops, and off I go.
Long story short: I bought the underwire tankini AND:
(borderline pornographic...if you have a weak constitution, then look away now!)
H-O-T rack. Coincidence that your new bikini matches the BOOBs logo? Doubt it.
ReplyDeleteVery cute top! I'm jealous of the cleavage!
ReplyDeleteagreed. the cleavage is most desirable. mine point as east and west as a compass.
ReplyDeleteNice Rack! Your hubs is going to go Motorboating tonight isn't he! You go girl! You look HOT! Do they have an online store?
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo! Love it! The BOOBS logo bikini! Now you have to bring it to Chicago...
ReplyDeleteLooking hot!
You are too cute. Seriously. Just freakin' adorable. And honey that cleavage makes me want to smack my mama!
ReplyDeleteWait...what does "smack my mama" mean?? Does it mean what I think it means??
ReplyDeleteHey! *I* am a LADY. Now, you galavanting around in that bikini...well...ahem.
ReplyDeleteWoohoo congratulations on your first bikini purchase!
ReplyDeleteLooks good girl.
You look great!
ReplyDeleteexcuse me while i get all ghetto-y....
ReplyDeleteDAMMMMMMMMNNNN BABEEEEEEE!!
repeating what others said, nice rack! :-)
Seriously awesome Gilly. Now get out there and get some color on that pasty Canadian ass!
ReplyDeleteCute suit...you bring that thing to life my friend!
ReplyDeleteUm - now that I know you have a bikini you are hereby required to wear it with me and Amy in Chicago. You can't get out of it now. Wowsa on the boobs. No one is even going to notice I'm wearing one if you walk next to me with that rack so you have to stay on the other side of the pool...mmmkkkaaay...hot witch?!
ReplyDeleteSo cute. You can see a tiny pic of your rack on everyone's Blog list-it just jumps out at you when you go to a blog that follows you.
ReplyDeleteNice boobies Gilly! You rockin girlfriend!
ReplyDeleteThat is the perfect bikini for the Chicago B.O.O.B.S trip! Matches the logo perfectly as Joey said!
ReplyDeleteBodacious!
ReplyDeleteYou look FANTASTIC. Man, there's gonna' be a whole lotta cleavage going on in our room in Chicago. My 40-DDD's aren't what one would call "diminutive!"
ReplyDeleteCute bikini!! I want to know about the online store too..I seem to have a bathing suit fetish these days!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for following my blog! I truly appreciate it! I invite you to participate and comment and let me know what you need to hear! The one thing that I want you to know is that I do not join blogs as a follower! Why? Because I am extremely dysfunctional! I do read all of my followers' blogs as often as I can! However, because I don't want to hurt anyone's feeling if I don't join their blogs, I bookmark you so I can peek into your life! ! But, I often don't have time to comment since I read so many of them! Plus, I am a very chatty girl! I would never get to work or get any work done if I did! Please know that I am with you on your journey...even if I am a silent traveler!!
ReplyDeleteOnward!
Judi
Noice! It's so hard to find a good set of bathers, and you've found two??? No fair!
ReplyDelete(Also no fair on the 'boobie' front, although even I must say that they seem to be the made-for-bikini type boobs!!!!)
OMG You look so cute!!
ReplyDeletethe website of the place is: http://www.bikini-bay.com/
ReplyDeletewell howdy---what a first visit post to behold :) I love the swirling action on the front. I'm glad I came on over for a visit. Nice blog..I will be checking out the swimsuit store.
ReplyDeleteTina
I'm jealous of your ta-ta's. I was all happy that I still had "some", but alas... not so much. Literally. You're a lucky biatch! Hottie girl.
ReplyDeleteYou look great in that bikini..
ReplyDeleteLove your suit. So cute.
ReplyDeleteIm having a giveaway on my blog:
http://dailylifewithm.blogspot.com/2010/05/giveaway-classy-and-sassy-charms.html